X Factor winner James Arthur is feeling down in the mouth – because he believes he’s ‘pretty ugly.’
And he is convinced that the only action that will make it all white on the night is by having dental treatment.
Having returned to the top of of the singles chart a week after missing out on the Christmas number one spot to the Hillsborough disaster tribute single He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother, by the Justice Collective, he has decided that in order to obtain that winning smile worthy of such success he really needs to get his teeth into the problem.
The Middlesbrough singer’s scorchingly successful single may be Impossible but that is not how James views the task of transforming his currently grim grin into something more in keeping with the sparkling smile of an A-List performer.
He is therefore determined to have his crooked teeth straightened and whitened so that when he opens his mouth to sing it will be smiles better than ever before.
Whether or not it makes him any more desirable in the eyes of his many female fans is open to debate. They may well love him just as he is.
But James, with maybe just a little touch of vanity, has always wanted to do something about his teeth and now he feels is the time to go ahead with a scintillating celebrity make-over.
Andy why not? After all, the sales of Impossible mean that he is the most successful X Factor winner since Alexandra Burke in 2008.
So watch out for some gleaming James Arthur gnashers in the not too distant future.
The transformation may not help him to sing any better, but if it makes him feel better than surely that can be no bad thing.
It could even give him the X-Factor. Oh, sorry, he’s got that already!